Braking It Off Polite
Many years ago I once read something funny in Easyriders. Genuinely amusing it was too, not your usual low-brow-thick-as-two-short-planks-bum-and-fart jokes but a witty and intelligent piece on social relations between the sexes. If I remember correctly it was written by one J.J. Solari (who also, I am told, made an appearance playing the part of "hitch-hiker no.3" in the movie "Two-Lane Blacktop", trivia lovers).
The thrust of Solari's piece was this; life goes much easier for all concerned when an unsuccessful relationship is wound up with care, tact and consideration. It was called "Breaking It Off Polite", and consisted of a number of bullet points to be used as an etiquette guide when things have reached that inevitable stage of relationship termination. Item one read; "bring the bike to a halt". Good advice; if you ditch her in the middle of the desert somewhere miles from anywhere, her chances of survival are much improved if she suffers no broken bones during the initial spilt. It's only polite. Solari went on to advise that it constituted good etiquette to indicate the rough direction and distance to the nearest town before roaring off in a cloud of dust, and if the relationship had been a particularly good one you might even leave her a knife so she could hunt for food.
As we aren't in the business of relationship counselling here at bikerworld I don't propose to dwell too much on Solari's other points, but the ability to bring your bike to a halt may be useful under a number of circumstances, even if you're happily married.
Hydraulic disc brakes have been around long enough for the manufacturers to have sorted out all the research and development work that made riders of the late sixties/early seventies such human guinea pigs. Early motorcycle disc brakes were pretty crude affairs that seized up regularly and didn't work in the rain. The modern brake caliper is, by comparison, a sophisticated and effective gadget, but might still need a little TLC to keep in top order.
The principle is simple enough; the disc (or "rotor" to our colonial cousins) bolts to the wheel and rotates with it. Squeeze the brake pads against the disc and your bike slows down. The job of the caliper is to hold the pads and squeeze them together when required. Sounds simple eh? Let's complicate it then...
First off any
self respecting brake caliper these days is hydraulic, which means
it has brake fluid inside it. The brake fluid is fed down a hose
from the master cylinder on your right handlebar. Squeezing the
brake lever shifts fluid in the hose, and forces pistons outwards
from the caliper body toward the disc, squeezing the brake pads
against it. How many pistons you have depends on the sophistication
of the design, but it's convenient to divide hydraulic calipers
into two types. First, an opposed piston caliper will have pistons
either side of the disc. Squeezing the brake lever makes them
both move. You'll find this type of caliper on lots of old Brits.
It can work very well, but tends toward the big and heavy.
Lighter and more modern calipers will have their pistons on one side only, and achieve their required task of squeezing both pads together by allowing the caliper body to move sideways when the brake is applied. This type of design is known as a floating caliper and is likely to be what most of us will have these days. The opposed piston caliper isn't dead and gone yet though, and you'll still find them on the back of some modern Jap bikes.